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YouWeb started life in a Newport, RI garage in 1994. Over the years we have grown exponentially, to the point where we are now housed in a much larger garage. Last year YouWeb was the tenth most popular site visited by Amish left-handed plumbers. It has won many awards, including a Webby, a Wobbly, and the much-coveted Nimby. These are the visionaries who have made YouWeb an internet phenomenon.
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Dr. Hermann A. Faust, President and CEO of YouWeb, LLC. Dr. Faust's groundbreaking research in human cultural patterns led to the creation of YouWeb and its sister sites, MeWeb and ItsWeb. Dr. Faust is currently working on an iPhone app which will replace all technology forever. |
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| Dr. Seymour F. Rathskeller, Ph.D. Vice President in charge of Mass Manipulation. Dr. Rathskeller's deconstruction of Chaos Theory which he entitled "Sorta Predictable Theory" is the engine behind YouWeb's algorithms. Awarded the Nobel Prize in Mathematics in 2006. |
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Dr. Melanie Mxyzptlk, Ph.D. (University of Phoenix), Chief Technology Officer. Dr. Mxyzptlk's studies of the mind/body connection proved to be the crucial link in development of the Kultur Forment Contraption (KFC), a primary component of human culture dissemination and data harvesting. |
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| Dr. Harry V. Weisenheimer, Ph. D. Chief Scientist, Future Services. Responding to requests for more services from YouWeb subscribers, Dr. Weisenheimer has developed and will soon roll out six more services in 2010, including CelebStalker (still in beta). |
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